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Spring Break 2008
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South Padre Island is the ultimate Spring Break destination, where over 100,000 spring break students party annually on a 5-mile strip in the Gulf of Mexico, making it the #1 spring break travel point in not only the US, but in the world!

Know as the most famous "drive down / road trip" destination in the US, acts performing during Spring Break have included 50 Cent, Ludacris, Fat Joe, Paul Oakenfold, Lil’ Flip, MTV’s DJ Skribble, and MTV Spring Break Undercover, as well as the famous Coca-Cola sponsored Sprite ReMix Beach. Plus, through our exclusive Spring Break partner, Inertia Tours. COM, you enjoy exclusive events with MTV’s The Real World celebrities MJ from Philly, and Danny from Austin. As well as FHM appearance parties & killer side trips such as the Mexico Border Bash & Party Yacht Cruise at Tequila Frogs.

For more information on complete spring break travel packages to South Padre Island with Inertia Tours, please click below.
 

 


 

1. Huge condos sleep up to 10 each - bring everyone this year to South Padre Island for your Spring Break!

2. South Padre Spring Break road Trips are low-cash & easy to afford.

3. South Padre Island is a 2-nation vacation - Mexico is just 35 minutes away.

4. Spring Break in South Padre Island is clean & safe. - South Padre Island is the #1 Spring Break destination in the US

5. South Padre Island hosts over 100,000 spring break students per year in March alone!

6. Fly, drive, or take our luxury motor coaches to South Padre Island.

7. A South Padre Spring Break has safe, good American food that won't make you sick during your Spring Break.

8. Your cell phone & health insurance will work on your South Padre Spring Break, we're in the US!

9. All flights to South Padre Island are on Continental or American scheduled air - no South Padre Island Spring Break delays.

10. All South Padre Spring Break bars & clubs are 18 to party, 21 to drink.

11. Kegs & alcohol are legal on the beach in South Padre Island, save money on your South Padre Spring Break.

12. South Padre Island is the southern most point in the continental US = warm weather on your South Padre Island Spring Break.



Girls Gone Wild Released Back Into Civilization

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SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TX—In what wildlifestyle reformation volunteers are calling a "positive step," the first group of rehabilitated Girls Gone Wild were released back into the civilized world Monday, and early signs indicate that they are adjusting smoothly, according to the director of the group responsible for their rescue.

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Two Girls Gone Wild in their natural habitat, just before capture at the height of molting season.

"At first, the girls were disoriented," said Janet Ottley, director of the South Padre Island Wild Life Rescue Foundation. "They were frightened by the absence of familiar comforts such as overt male attention, binge drinking, and camcorders. But over time, we've seen improvement: so far, no reports of nipple exposure, so we're very hopeful."

The 11 girls were captured nearly one month ago during their annual spring migration to the area and then put through an intensive rehabilitation program. "They have come a very long way," Ottley said. "When we first brought them into our clinic, they could barely function beyond baring their breasts, and they communicated solely through loud, sustained hoots."

As their subspecies does every year, the Girls Gone Wild, roaming in packs, flocked to bars and clubs during the spring break migratory season. Lured by drink specials, promotional merchandise, and the chance to "go wild," they were discovered at Señor Chug Chug's, a nightspot where the girls gathered to perform a mating ritual in which brief nudity is exchanged for Jell-O shots and Smirnoff Ice trucker hats.

Rescue volunteers identified the Girls Gone Wild by their torn tank tops, threadbare Daisy Duke-style cutoff shorts, hair extension plumage, and bright orange skin with patterned lower-back markings.

Park ranger Jeff Macken, who assisted in the rescue effort, said they attracted the girls with bright lights similar to those of camera crews. "We had planned to catch them with a net, then sedate them," Macken said. "But we found that shooting them with tranquilizer darts was not as effective as taking a page from nature and putting Rohypnol in their exotic drinks."

The girls were put through an intensive recovery program and, over several weeks, slowly phased back into civilized behavior. Trainers gently conditioned them not only to reduce breast baring, but also to shower alone instead of in pairs or threesomes, and to drink from glasses rather than from each other's navels.

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Captured Girls Gone Wild in a simulated classroom setting, where tracking collars that emit a slight shock are used to curb the girls' instinct to jump up on desks and remove their tops.

Despite the girls' early positive response, Ottley said that there is still a risk that they could revert to their wild state, so she continued to severely restrict their exposure to the outside world. "Any proximity to a D-list celebrity, a song by Poison, or a neon beer bong could set reintegration back to square one," Ottley said.

In later stages, long-sleeved shirts and full-bottomed panties were reintroduced into their wardrobes. Finally, they were taught to engage in basic economic exchanges, rather than breast-jiggling for plastic beads.

Critics of the program argue that girls, after they've gone wild, can never function at the same level as girls who remain tame, and, once reintroduced into society, pose a threat to non-wild girls.

"Let's face it, they were in the wild too long," said Fort Lauderdale car-show organizer Daryl Dykstra. "At best, they might become spokesmodels, but only through hard work and constant validation." Dykstra reluctantly conceded that they might have some use as Hooters waitresses or tanning-salon clerks.

Ottley disagreed, saying that Girls Gone Wild are "entirely capable" of rejoining society.

"They will be tagged with radio-equipped belly-button rings to alert us of any sign of G-strings or wet T-shirts," Ottley said. "Continual monitoring is essential, because you never really know just how wild these girls could get."

 

18 to party, 21 to drink in South Padre Island.

Kegs & alcohol are legal on the beach in South Padre Island saving you money from expensive hotel drinks

You can drive there, which keeps it inexpensive

Incredible beaches -- ranked the 7th best beach in the US by the Travel Channel

South Padre is further south than Miami, meaning excellent, tropical weather that's not cold like much of Florida that is on spring break

Trips are Incredibly Inclusive, with 14 restaurant meals, free party beverages, & more for about the same price as a boring hotel room

Onsite American Staff 24/7 available, as well as a retail office in Sun chase Mall

Optional Red Carpet VIP Party Package includes all cover charges, celebrity entertainment & DJ's, and two optional side trips – all under $100 bucks

Inertia has no age restrictions on condo rentals – you don't have to be 18 even 21 like some resorts require

South Padre Island is the perfect spring break choice for large groups, those on a limited travel budget, or for those groups that prefer to keep it in the United States.


 

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